- Realize you’re hungry and go to Pinterest to look up recipes that require food you don’t have.
- Contemplate going to the grocery store to buy food needed. It’s cold and you’re still in your pj’s. You’re not fooling anyone. Decide against it.
- Make a cup of tea instead.
- Forget you were steeping tea. It’s cold and bitter now, just like you. Make a new cup.
- Nap. Set your alarm for 27 minutes because you read somewhere that’s the perfect amount of time to wake up with the most energy.
- Snooze your alarm 11.4 times and wake up grumpier and more tired than you were before the nap.
- Calculate the lowest grade you can get on this exam to pass the class.
- Do a load of laundry because now is the perfect time to wash the 3 story pile of clothes you’ve been saving for this precise moment.
- Force-cuddle your animals.
- Make lists.
- Cry.
- Scroll through Instagram/Snapchat for 10 minutes.
- Accidentally like a 2 year old picture of your ex’s new girlfriend. Panic.
- 10 hours have passed. Delete your apps to try to stay focused.
- Stare at notes.
- Re-download your Instagram and Snapchat.
- Question if you’re actually hungry or just bored. Better eat just in case.
- Realize you have to wash your dishes. You’d rather be studying.
- Attempt to study.
- Create a blog to blog about it.
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